kuranrohaen ([info]kuranrohaen) wrote,
  • Mood: amused
  • Music: "Wake me up when September ends" - Green Day

Dorothy Parker kicks ass.

Résumé

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

This is dedicated to Shaina. Always keep that in mind.
Oh-- if you want to see the other two entries I posted, then deleted... then reposted, then deleted... you should probably ask me before I delete the copies I made on my hard drive.

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[info]rose_of_noir

September 13 2005, 10:38:23 UTC 6 years ago

Oh yes, Dorthy Parker is fun. I'm rather fond of her. I even like Dickenson, she's so fun to pick apart.

Oh a vain zombie!

"All her hours were yellow sands,
Blown in foolish whorls and tassels;
Slipping warmly through her hands;
Patted into little castles.

Shiny day on shiny day
Tumble in a rainbow clutter,
As she flipped them all away,
Sent them spinning down the gutter.

Leave for her a red young rose,
Go your way, and save your pity;
She is happy, for she knows
That her dust is very pretty. "- Epitaph, Dorthy Parker.

Check mate. :p

[info]kuranrohaen

September 13 2005, 14:50:04 UTC 6 years ago

Checkmate? I think not! Certainly, that's a good poem, but nothing beats Resume.
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